captaintbag:

doper doper doper n the guy who pisses on himself while riding the bike

wilwheaton:

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cyclocult:

1961 Cycling Publication page 20 by ddsiple on Flickr.

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owsposters:

Romney Profits Mightily from Right-Wing Radio

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I think I might share a brain with this guy. Except I can mostly spell better.

captaintbag:

this is one of those bikes that well

illustrates what happens when smart people

end up a little too outta there fuggin element

first up

freaky light aint fuggin new fer 29ers no more

cannondales been there done that with the flash fer sum fuggin time now

n uv already gotten the full suspension scalpel into the yer shittin captain weight range

n while Gerard concedes that bein fuggin light ain’t the end all

n fuggin be all

the bendy seat stay n seat post is also already been there done that’d

by the flash as fuggin well

on top uv fuggin that

the flash is gotta a fuggin carbon lefty

which out fuggin light n stiffs any fuggin option fuggin available fer the 1.0

n while captain aint even necessarily sayin that he’s a fuggin cannondale fan

quite literally anything is fuggin better than the asymmetrical cluster fugg bottom bracket that is

bbright

but what really fuggin gets captains goat

is gerard not knowin when to just shut the fugg up

when he don’t know what the fugg he’s talkin bout

fer one

never ever fuggin admit that the single most difficult part of the design

was tryin to redesign the fuggin seat post clamp

n fuggin two

if yah fuggin realize most uv yer rear compliance comes from the fuggin rear tire

yah might no wanna point that out

on the same page

that you fuggin concede

yaint got clearance fer a true 2.25

n if yaint cummin from the mountainbike world

don’t go makin shit up that crank width

n the fuggin like

preclude yah from leavin more room than yah fuggin did

when the quintessential 29er brand

niner

will let yah run 2.4 across the entire fuggin line

n more fuggin so

don’t go speakin fer actual mountainbikers

if yer gunna spout blatant bullshit

bout

mountainbikers not runnin nothin more than a fuggin 2.1s on the fuggin rear

uvva fuggin 29er

because we’re afraid uvva a little fuggin weight

hear captain now Gerard

the whole fuggin reason that 29ers took fuggin off

is cuz people like captain

pulled their collective head outta there ass

n decided

a small fuggin weight penalty

was well fuggin worth

a fuggin shitton

of overall performance fuggin gain

n

now

that the fuggin euros

n

fuggin bandwagon engineers

such is yerself

r cummin the fugg along

it’s gunna encourage the fuggin tire manufacturers

to keep deuchin up he fuggin size

just so a fuggin tire looks good on paper

weight fuggin wise

erasin

what fuggin gains

where to b had from yer fuggin wire thin chain stays

listen captains tryin tuh cut yah summ fuggin slack

but internal cable routing that enter the head tube

post mount brake on the chainstay

n well everything fuggin else that you

innovated

is already been fuggin dun before

n across the fuggin board

the major manufacturers

have geometry that is sorted the fugg out

so when it comes down fuggin to it

the only place yah actually got outta the fuggin box

with yer outsider question everything approach

is havin the balls tuh charge fuggin double

what yer frames actually fuggin wurth

which at least

is true to yer fuggin roadie roots

Those are original Mavics Cosmics.

adamcrazypants:

thismachinekillscobbles:

Vintage World Champion Lance

(velonews)

looks like Shamals over there on Tchmil’s bike, no?  though I get a Mavic feel to the sticker…

stfuconservatives:

happpyogi:

What they did not want you to ever find out is that your generation, the generation born between 1980-1995, actually outnumbers the Baby Boomers. They knew that if you ever turned your eye towards political reform, you could change the world. They tried to keep you sated on vapid television shows and vapid music. They cut off your education and fed you brain candy. They took away your music and gave you Top Ten pop stations. They cut off your art and replaced it with endless reality shows for you to plug into, hoping you would sit quietly by as they ran the world. We as a society are only as strong as our weakest link. Give ‘em hell, kids. 

GIVE. THEM. HELL.

I’ve seen this going around a lot. Here’s the thing: yes, our generation has incredible potential. But reblogging this picture is not enough. You need to take a stand and get involved. Find your cause. Write your rep. Tell your friends. Vote in every election.

We may seem politically apathetic, but as this picture shows, we aren’t. We Occupied, we Walked for Choice, and we sought justice for Trayvon. We created Change.org and Facebook and Twitter, which have changed the face of corporate responsibility and backlash. You have the power to do so much just from your computer. Don’t just reblog this image. DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, KIDS.

Yours in revolution,

Jess

slamthatstem:

BAM.

SLAM THAT STEM headset bearing covers are here, for you to buy!  So you can slam (your Cannondale CAAD10, 8, or SuperSix Evo)!

This is the physical manifestation of everything that this site stands for, concentrated into once piece of aluminum.  I am very excited about this, and it would not have been possible without the hard work of Ian Schon, chief designer and engineer.

Complete info, and the button that lets you order, on the PRODUCT PAGE.

cxhairs:

Space Shuttles not bikes.